Cannabis fossil found on Mars! (April Fools)
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In the spirit of Alice and April Fools, we share the following…
Lyrics to White Rabbit
One pill makes you larger, and one pill makes you small
And the ones that mother gives you, don’t do anything at all
Go ask Alice, when she’s ten feet tall
And if you go chasing rabbits, and you know you’re going to fall
Tell ’em a hookah-smoking caterpillar has given you the call
And call Alice, when she was just small
When the men on the chessboard get up and tell you where to go
And you’ve just had some kind of mushroom, and your mind is moving low
Go ask Alice, I think she’ll know
When logic and proportion have fallen sloppy dead
And the white knight is talking backwards
And the red queen’s off with her head
Remember what the dormouse said
Feed your head, feed your head
Now, if anyone can say who served as spiritual adviser and sort of producer on the album that this came from, then you get extra bonus points…
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Insofar as the possibility presents itself, we dedicate ourselves these days to finding the best of organic marijuana. Life is just too short. We deserve to treat ourselves to the finer things in life. The abundance of producers growing weed means having a few choices. Get the better ganja for higher prices, or get the cheaper quality lower price stuff. We choose to get the best organic weed at the cheapest prices on the Green Mile between Lynnwood and Everett.
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