The Caterpillar

About The Caterpillar

White Rabbit's own hookah smoking caterpillar is a connoisseur of cannabis. In his blog "Smoking with the Caterpillar" he takes you on a tour of some of his favorite noteworthy strains. He is also exactly three inches tall.

Tangerine Dream by CannaOrganix

Tangerine Dream
by CannaOrganix

The words “Tangerine Dream” swam through my psyche like an aromatic spell, as the notes of tropical, citrus, and a hint of skunk, soared through my nostrils. “This is gonna be fire”, I thought to myself, while enjoying the terpenes that rocketed out of the freshly opened bag.

While gazing at the gram, a bright tint of orange and granulated brown sugar appeared to glisten like Mother Nature’s diamonds. I marveled at the power of cannabis and modern science. This is the future […]

Candylandy by Sweetwater Farms

Candyland

by Sweetwater Farms

Royal courts wear purple and jewels. “This strain is fit for a King”. That’s what I told myself as I peered through the jar at the purple coated buds covered in shiny crystals.

What an amazing sight.

Bud that looks this good, only intensified my anticipation of what the smell and taste of this amazing strain was gonna be like. As I twisted open the lid, I could tell these amazing terpenes couldn’t wait to come out into the world.  A sweet, funky air seemed to […]

Kendawg by Laughing Man Farms


Down the rabbit hole we go…


Yes, I know what you are thinking, “We hear nothing for months and then suddenly there is two reviews in rapid succession?”.  As I have already explained, I have done literally nothing, not even evolving so I have a great deal of pent-up energy that I must be rid of. Tonight, I am smoking a Sativa of outstanding quality.

The breeding is Chem Dawg #4 x Ken’s GDP and I can […]

By |2017-06-18T01:16:31+00:00June 4th, 2017|Smoking with the Caterpillar|0 Comments

Cherry Pie by Topp Nuggs

Greetings my friends,

After months of being in my cocoon, I became impatient and decided to exit the endeavor for now
and give my cramping legs a stretch. For the life of me I cannot seem to figure out why I still
have sixteen of them. It would appear that my development is not progressing as anticipated.
Oh well, I might as well smoke some pot and accept the fact that I will remain a terrestrial
creature for a while longer.

I see the samples have piled up a bit in […]

By |2017-04-29T22:17:26+00:00April 29th, 2017|Smoking with the Caterpillar|0 Comments

Cannabis fossil found on Mars! (April Fools, 2017!)


White Rabbit Cannabis, purveyors of fine organic cannabis

Offering the area’s widest selection of organic cannabis, because no joke we seriously care.

In the spirit of Alice and April Fools, we share the following…

Lyrics to White Rabbit

One pill makes you larger, and one pill makes you small
And the ones that mother gives you, don’t do anything at all

Go ask Alice, when she’s ten feet tall

And if you go chasing rabbits, and you know you’re going to […]

By |2018-01-10T04:57:09+00:00April 2nd, 2017|Under the Hatter's Hat|0 Comments

Deepwater Botanicals

Deepwater Botanical

It has been brought to my attention, in no uncertain terms, that I am way overdue for writing another strain review. The situation has been dealt with by my demotion to the lowly position of Silly Poem Writer to the Queen; with the understanding that upon supplying a current strain review, I would resume employment at my old position, a substantial salary decrease, and keep my head. Considering the last part of the agreement and the relief it would bring […]

By |2017-05-07T00:58:29+00:00July 24th, 2016|Smoking with the Caterpillar|0 Comments

Super Lemon Haze

SLHReviewI like Marijuana! I Especially like Marijuana that makes me feel clever; and after smoking this example of Super Lemon Haze I can most assuredly say it was a clever moment indeed when I purchased this weed. The scent alone is worth half the price of the beautifully manicured bud from this phenotype of Super Lemon Haze. It’s not slightly lemony, or sort of tangy, and it certainly does not smell like Lemon Pledge. It is warm ripe […]

By |2017-05-07T19:37:36+00:00March 11th, 2016|Smoking with the Caterpillar|0 Comments

707 Headband

seattles-private-reserve-200-200And so in keeping with our human quality of deciding what we desire based on smell, taste, and sight, I can tell you that the later in this case would be the obvious choice.

Based on the GSS scale (Ganga Sparkle Spectrum) I would easily give this one a 9.4. In fact this weed is so sparkly it inspired me to invent this scale to measure it. If I could shrink myself, I can only imagine what it […]

By |2017-05-07T19:46:49+00:00March 2nd, 2016|Smoking with the Caterpillar|0 Comments

Enemy of the State

EOTS200X200Now that I have correctly altered my perspective, the time is at hand to sit for a while and contemplate my latest strain discovery.

When Scott of Sweetwater Farms, first visited our shop to ask if he could bring samples, I quickly found myself involved in an excellent conversation about Marijuana and the importance of education regarding THC levels and how they are over emphasized. We agreed that the boat needed to be turned […]

By |2018-01-10T04:10:07+00:00February 14th, 2016|Smoking with the Caterpillar|0 Comments

DJ Short Blueberry


DJ Short Blueberry

So it appears that we have moved on, and tonight I smoked a legend. The matriarch of many modern cannabis strains was packed into my bowl to be inhaled, tasted, and experienced. When you smoke the Original D.J. Short Blueberry, you know it: First by the distinctive aroma, and then, the even keeled hypnotic, yet cognitive high that follows.

This particular specimen was bathed in the […]

By |2018-01-10T06:57:00+00:00November 24th, 2015|Smoking with the Caterpillar|0 Comments
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